The World Is Ending, & This Is How I Know
Headline: Starbucks to Close 600 Stores
By my estimates, assuming 3000 caffeine-addicted ‘regulars’ per store, this will displace 1.8 million Starbucks customers. Now they’ll have to walk another 40 feet to go the Starbucks across the street from the one they normally go to, since their store is closing.
I was convinced we could be in the middle of a nuclear war, and somebody would still be sipping a cafe latte at their local Starbucks. Guess the shiny has worn off now that push has come to shove. Or, maybe the world’s starting to realize a $6 cup of coffee is still just coffee.




